According to exceedingly elegant Khmer inscriptions in Sanskrit, these were resourced to the tune of 11,192 tons of rice from 838 villages with populations adding up to nearly 82,000 people; 2,124 kilograms of sesame; 105 kilograms of cardamom; 3,402 nutmegs and 1,960 boxes of salve for haemorrhoids. No doubt the result of sitting for too long on stone steps and benches, or on the ground. Each hospital was to be staffed by two doctors for each of the four castes, three nurses, and four “workers,” among whom were (depending on the establishment) cooks, storekeepers, astronomers, soothsayers and general dog’s bodies. (Soothsayers still ply a very healthy trade in modern Cambodia.) Medicines included certain fish, camphor, cinnamon, cumin, fennel, ginger, honey, musk, oregano, senna, sugar, sandalwood, turpentine, vetiver and vinegar. Barely nineteen years later, 10,000 miles away at Runnymede, those grubby old barons scrounged Magna Carta from King John. At Angkor medieval England feels like something out of the Flintstones.